My Basic Element - W-I-Ne Edition

Some people are made of carbon, oxygen, and hydrogen.

Others are primarily composed of Tungsten, Iodine, and Neon.

This shirt combines science, sarcasm, and one of humanity's oldest coping mechanisms into a simple truth: wine may not solve every problem, but it certainly improves the discussion.

Featuring a periodic-table-inspired design that spells W I Ne using real elements, this shirt is perfect for wine lovers, science enthusiasts, chemistry teachers, nurses, moms, dads, weekend philosophers, and anyone who has ever looked at a long day and thought, "This calls for a glass."

Whether you're attending a wine tasting, relaxing with friends, celebrating a special occasion, or simply surviving adulthood one sip at a time, this shirt delivers a little humor with a scientifically questionable conclusion.

Because sometimes your basic element isn't on the periodic table.

Or maybe it is.

T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US