Dark Thoughts - Cap It. Bottle It. Carry On.

For those who handle life's chaos with a dry sense of humor and a straight face. The "Dark Thoughts - Cap It. Bottle It. Carry On." design captures the universal experience of keeping it together, pushing forward, and finding humor in the absurdity of everyday life.

Clean, bold typography gives this shirt a minimalist look while the message delivers just the right amount of sarcasm. Perfect for introverts, first responders, military veterans, healthcare workers, office survivors, parents, students, and anyone whose coping mechanism includes caffeine, sarcasm, and determination.

Simple. Relatable. Uncomfortably accurate.

T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US